I have a lot of gray hair for a 29 year old. I also have twin toddlers, so I don’t stand a chance .
I always say the kids are trying to put me in an early grave. I’ve tried to stall their efforts by telling them to wait until we have nicer things. It doesn’t seem like they’re listening.
They’re so resilient, kids are. If I wipe out on the floor, I’m crippled for the next month. But, if my kid wipes out, they just get up and take off running again.
Toddlers aren’t for the faint of heart. Especially when you have a climber. My precious baby boy lives every day like he’s climbing Mt. Everest. He can’t help himself. He has to climb. It’s amazing how fast he can move. Blink and he’ll be standing on the kitchen table. I nearly have a heart attack everyday.
Attitudes? Oh man, they’re the worst! Nothing gives you a reality check like hearing your sweet baby girl yell “No!” at you, for the first time. Like, I was stunned. I didn’t want to believe my ears. Whooooooo did she think she was talking to?! Surely, not me!
My daughter? Oh, yea, she’s the sassiest. Yes, she’s probably sassier than your kid. In fact, I’m almost certain. She’s a walking Festivus, always airing out her grievances. You’ll never have to wonder where you stand with her.
These kids keep me on my toes, with each phase bringing a new challenge. Somehow, I feel like they’ll always be trying to put me in an early grave.
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